Category Archives: Adult Humor

Monty Python – The Penis Song (with lyrics)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcP8sVjZ5qg Mister Creosote gets down to business….but first a little ditty! Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy. It’s divine to own a dick, From … Continue reading

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Bumper stickers – A collection of fun bumper stickers

http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bumper/ Age Most explicit– the sense of trap as a narrowing cone one’s got stuck into and any movement forward simply wedges once more– but where or quite when, even with whom, since now there is no one quite with … Continue reading

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80/20 rule | Flickr – Photo Sharing!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/shaderlab/2199794218/ I Ask You What scene would I want to be enveloped in more than this one, an ordinary night at the kitchen table, floral wallpaper pressing in, white cabinets full of glass, the telephone silent, a pen tilted back … Continue reading

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http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/war.008.gif Codicil Schizophrenic, wrenched by two styles, one a hack’s hired prose, I earn me exile. I trudge this sickle, moonlit beach for miles, tan, burn to slough off this live of ocean that’s self-love. To change your language you … Continue reading

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Top 40 Demotivational Posters

http://www.marcofolio.net/imagedump/top_40_demotivational_posters.html Send No Money Standing under the fobbed Impendent belly of Time Tell me the truth, I said, Teach me the way things go. All the other lads there Were itching to have a bash, But I thought wanting unfair: … Continue reading

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A gallery of walls with stuff written on

http://www.picturesofwalls.com/ Ah, squeegee love! A Sweltering Day In Australia The Bombola faints in the hot Bowral tree, Where fierce Mullengudgery’s smothering fires Far from the breezes of Coolgardie Burn ghastly and blue as the day expires; And Murriwillumba complaineth in … Continue reading

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dont fuck with love

http://www.dontfuckwithlove.com/highres.html Tim and Jane in 1978 in the garden in Columbia, Missouri…… Don’t fuck with love Don’t lead her on and think that’s enough So you think you’re pretty tough Don’t fuck with love Don’t believe a thing they say … Continue reading

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